$@#% my kids say

My kids are pretty crazy, and because of that, they tend to say some pretty off the wall stuff. I think it's funny, so I like to share it.  As I was telling my aunt Kate, she said, "Andi, I hope you are writing this  down, because someday you will want to have all this stuff." Good point, Kate.  Since everything else about our life is on here, I thought I would include some of the silliness that comes out of my kids' mouths.  I couldn't make this stuff up if I tried.

My crazy little monkeys.  I love them to death!

NORAH:  

On getting a job...

• "When I grow up, I'm not going to college. I am just going to play the flute. I've done it before, it's not that hard. You just blow like this: (demonstrates)"
• "I am going to be a veterinarian. But not one that goes to school. Either that or I'll be a scientist. But not one that goes to college, either."
• "I think I can be a fashion designer. But I won't actually have a store.  I'll just sell stuff out of your garage, Mom."
• "I really don't think you need to go to college. I'll just make a lot of money. When will you let me be on TV?"

Her sense of style...

• "Mom, I am a fancy girl, and you just don't pick out clothes that are fancy enough. Why won't you let me be fancy? Don't you want me to be who I am?"
• "Mom, can I do your  makeup? I promise I'll make you look like you normally do, only pretty."
• "Oh, Mom, finally! You are wearing a dress! It's good to see you look nice."

On sports...

• "I really don't think I want to go out for sports. I don't like to sweat."
• "If I got out for softball, can I play with my friends instead of playing in that field?"
• "Soccer is gross.  All you do is run and sweat. I don't like it. Can I quit?" (after the first practice)

FINLEY:

Random thoughts...

• "Dammit. I forgot to have Nurse Marilyn take my blood pressure!"
• "When I was an adorable baby, I grew in my mommy's tummy and kicked until one day at the hospital, Grandma Deanie helped mommy get me out...now here I am!"
• "I just love swimming with giant sperm whales!"
• "I cannot eat Oreos. They have too much Minnesodium."
• "Can we go to church? I want to see you eat God." (Communion)
• "If God is dead, why do we see him every Sunday?" (the priest)
• "Hello, God. Nice to see you again." (to the priest. I should probably clear that one up...)

Debating with Sully...

"Sully, who is the best superhero - Batman, Superman, Ironman or the Hulk?"

Sully: "Ironman!"

"No Sully. Ironman isn't super. Just his suit is super."

Sully: "Batman!!!"

"Sully. He doesn't have any real powers! He's got a super suit too."

Sully: "Oh, I know! Hulk! Hulk has powers!  He goes 'Hulk Smash!'" (runs around pretending to smash things)

"Yeah! Hulk is super!!! Oh, wait....but he has to get angry to be super...so I guess Superman is the best, because he always has his super powers."

Sully: (bored) "Yay, Superman."

"Phew. That was hard work!"

SULLY:
Random Sully-isms:

• "I don't need underwears, Mom. I feel nice without them."
• (As I am trying to hustle the kids to the bathroom in Walmart so I can use the restroom.) "It's okay, Mom. You can make it!  Just hold your penis!" (says this VERY loudly)
• "Gross, Mom! You God Bless You'd all over me!" (I sneezed while I was carrying him into the house)
• "Mom, look at me. I want to see something.  Wow. Your teeth are old! Your face is old too! Wow, Mom!"
• "I am really happy. So I think I should hit something."

At school:

 "Sully, try to cut this circle."

Sully: "Hmmm. No."

"Sully, cut out this circle."

Sully (to a little girl): "I like your heart, Claire!"

"Sully, turn the scissors around."

Sully: "Oh, sure I will!" (After a long period of time)..."I don't know how to cut."

Norah's Piano Recital 6/9/13

Dennis and I decided this year that Norah should take piano.  Dennis and I took lessons for many, many years, and from those lessons, I can probably play as well as any third grader.  Dennis can read the heck out of some notes, but doesn't actually play anything. Nevertheless, we thought it would be a good thing for all of our kids to pick up.  As my mom always said, "If you can play piano, you can play anywhere." Provided that "anywhere" has a piano close by, of course. Maybe it's because of my current piano skills (or lack thereof), but I was pretty impressed with Norah. She started taking lessons this fall, and by her recital she was already able to play with both hands. Together. Bass and Treble Cleff. I don't think I started that business until I was at least two years in. She played four songs for her recital - two duets and two solos, and she did terrific. Her teacher, Mrs. Marks, told us she was quite nervous about playing, but she never let on to us. And while she was performing, she was all smiles. Fake it til you make it, kiddo! She looked like a natural. People told us that she was the cutest little thing ever, just smiling away while playing. And of course, we acted like we didn't know it. But it was pretty darn cute!

Duet with Mrs. Marks 

 Solo action!

 Norah and Mrs. Marks

Me and my girl. Proud of her!!!

Home, Where Your Story Begins

 Okay, to tell the truth, I have been in our "old home" probably about 3 times since we have moved out. I think it's for a couple reasons.  The most obvious, is that I was so ready to be done with that dang place that once I was out, I wanted OUT. I had no desire to go back. But, the second reason was because, even though the house was falling apart and no longer accommodating our family, it was still where we started our life. It was where I brought my babies home. I rocked them to sleep their first nights there and laid them in their cribs there, and showed them Santa Claus and had slumber parties. First steps and first days of school all happened there.  To go back to it looking empty and lonely would be...sad. But, Dennis reminded me that we still had some things over there that we really needed to move out before it gets demolished.  Turns out, I was practically the only person who hasn't been poking around over there. Dennis and I let it known that if anyone found anything that people thought was salvageable, they could have at it. The house is gutted. Windows are gone, light fixtures are taken, pipes, toilets, woodwork, heater/AC unit - all found new homes. The Cedar Falls and Waterloo S.W.A.T teams have also been using our house for tactical entry practice and have busted up doors and walls. And then there are my children. They find it fun to pick up a sledgehammer and bust up the walls. (I actually did this today.  Now I am a fan too!) The poor house now is in shambles, and it makes me kinda sad. But, she's still there, being useful.  She may not be pretty, or even functional anymore, but there are stories inside her walls for so many different people. Looking back, I will fondly remember this home. After all, it is where our story began.

 Finn and Sully tearing into the wall on the stairs.

 Destruction junction!!

 Not the best pic.  But they were in heaven!

 Norah's room.  Dennis put so much work into it before she was born

 A man from our church took all of the old woodwork to use in an addition to his house.

 This is the hole Norah has been working on.

 The doorway to Finn and Sully's room.  Think this was the work of the Cedar Falls S.W.A.T

 Our bedroom closet

 Apparently the S.W.A.T team needs to know how to disarm bathroom sinks?

The wall in my (old) living room.  Love that.

Good dirty fun is much better than good clean fun!

 "We're stuck!"

 Norah to the rescue

 Push, Norah!

 Gator is saved

 Now time to celebrate!

 Finn finally arrived...just in time to play

 The water goes up to Finn's boots

So, on the last day of school my kids played outside.  I distinctly remember telling them NOT to get muddy. They told me they were going to drive the gator and the tractor around. We agreed that would be acceptable and I went into the house.  A little while later, Finn came running into the house saying, "Whoops! No big deal Mom! Just gotta put my on mud clothes and my galoshes." Hmmmm.  I went outside and found Norah and Sully. In the gator. In the middle of our huge mud puddle. Norah had driven the gator into the mud, not realizing how deep that puddle was and it got stuck. Norah was able to jump out of the gator to go put her mud gear on, but Sully was stranded and I had put him in a cute outfit for his last day of school and I didn't want him to ruin it so I made him stay put. Norah came running back all changed, and brought Sully's boots with her. So, Sully drove the gator while Norah pushed. It was really good teamwork, and I was pretty pleased. Then, since Norah was muddy, she stayed in the puddle, and Sully quickly joined her (in his nice clothes).  By the time Finn came back, the rescue mission was complete, but since the other two were playing in the mud, it was a lost cause. They had the biggest mud party ever. Finn brought out his swim toys and buried them in the mud hole and the other two went diving for them. It was pretty gross, and I'm pretty sure Sully's clothes ended up getting ruined anyway. At the time I remember telling myself that this is just kids being kids. But then, right before bedtime, Finn remembered his swim toys were still stuck in the mud, so I was the one who had to go out and rake through the muck to find them. I do not enjoy mud. Summer Rule #!: No more mud parties!!!